No Spika da Inglesh
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine!", retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country.......we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
(I BET YOU GONNA READ THIS AGAIN!!!!! - bfk)